20 Awkward Things Every Single Woman Has Secretly Done

#1 The salon is supposed to make you feel pretty.

You know what they say: The night is darkest just before the dawn.

#2 No one makes eye contact through the stalls on purpose.

Eye contact in the bathroom is uncomfortable for everyone.

#3 We don't care that our bra straps are showing.

You can't give the bra strap the power to drive you crazy that's exactly what it wants.

#4 We get really awkward about our panties at the doctor's office.

As soon as we undress for an exam, we try to bury our undergarments inside a pile of clothes. It's like we don't want there to be any evidence that we wear underwear.

#5 We have a great way of saving food for later.

We can always find food crumbs down our bra.

#6 Shedding hair in the shower is normal.

It's also normal to make pictures with hair on the shower walls.

#7 Your boob size doesn't matter when taking off a sports bra.

Trying to wriggle out of a sweaty sports bra is hard. Always.

#8 Men aren't the only ones who sleep with their hands down their pants.

We also like to have the other hand up our shirts. Hey, it's comforting.

#9 Sometimes you don't realize how uncomfortable your bra is until you take it off.

Those babies need to breathe.

#10 You were ready to throw caution to the wind at the salon and get something wild and different.

Then you asked for a basic trim.

#11 We sometimes look in the mirror as we cry.

We want to know if we're pretty criers.

#12 We record ourselves singing when we're alone.

We all secretly think we're good singers.

#13 We have one bra that we wear almost every day.

We named it "Old Faithful." None of the others make our boobs look as great.

#14 We compare to ourselves to other girls.

It doesn't feel very good either.

#15 We use toilet paper as sanitary pads.

This strategy is only deployed in emergency situations.

#16 We become best friends in the bathroom at the bar.

Throw a compliment on our lipstick and we got your back all night.

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#18 Sometimes we don't wash off our makeup.

Then we just wear the makeup again the next day.

#19 We find long hairs stuck in our crack from showering

Please don't make us feel any more awkward about it than we already do.

#20 We avoid shaving at all costs.

We're saving shaving for special occasions.