20 Creepy Gifts You Can Order On Amazon And Send To Your Mortal Enemies

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 13th October 2016
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#1 Lady Bugs

To bite you in the a*s.

#2 A single magic card

That can torture you for life.

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#3 A pet memorial kit

May you have to use it one day.

#4 Baby eels

Enough said.

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#5 This sign

Because you have no other reason to smile.

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#6 1,000 Live Crickets

They can be companions of lady bugs.

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#7 A pig head mask

For a real pig inside.

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#8 Nasal Plugs

So you may forget to breath and die.

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#9 A whole rabbit

Dinner time.

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#10 Handcuffs

One day police will put you in these.

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#11 An oversized teddy

To keep an eye on you.

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#12 A vomit, sorry, “care” bag

May you get to use these often.

#13 Venus Fly Trap

May it traps you too.

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#14 Wolf Urine

Your favorite drink.

#15 Stabby-Looking Tent Stakes

Only if I can stab you with this.

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#16 A bucket of dried liver

Your lunch.

#17 A biohazard medical waste disposal bin

What will you put in this.

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#18 A surgical skin stapler

For your lips.

#19 1,000 plastic cable ties

For your wrists, ankles, fingers, toes etc.

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#20 A pigeon skeleton

It will watch you till the day you die.