20 Funny UK Coronavirus Lockdown Tweets For You To Get By Today

Tomorrow lunchtime when everyone has their one chance to exercise #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/lRnNHchaEI

— dan (@dancarrington11) March 23, 2020

Walking past the neighbours house after they’ve used up their one form of exercise a day pic.twitter.com/lZeRE3FCTW

— Tom Webb (@Tom_Webb98) March 23, 2020

Getting ready for that second walk of the day#UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/csEmuc3hbi

— Steven J Wright (@WrighSteven) March 23, 2020

All UK dogs on walks when the police ask how many walks you’ve been on today #UKLockdown pic.twitter.com/vJeiSzpEfZ

— Kate Cook (@katemovcook) March 23, 2020

#UKLockdown
police: we know you left your house twice today to buy Jaffa cakes and chocolate digestives

Me: pic.twitter.com/mX3xbGkq9h

— Robyn ?? (@snflowrr) March 23, 2020

imagine walking to Lidl to get beans and getting tasered

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 23, 2020

Going for your allowed bit of exercise when you've never been active before in your life #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/RlQo1ev5D5

— Tom J (@tomj191) March 23, 2020

Boris Johnson trying to avoid using the word ‘Lockdown’ whilst enacting a Lockdown pic.twitter.com/irAa9HOGSD

— Ahmed (@ahmedIfc) March 23, 2020

Me when the police ask why I’ve gone on two jogs with a twix #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/cLQpZZ1MYi

— Farhaan (@iJailbreak10) March 23, 2020

me when the police asks me why this is my second jog of the day #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/RfCK1XytCI

— ???⁷ (@ggukpersona) March 23, 2020

Sorry but I am completely hysterical at the thought that the clocks go back on Sunday. Why bother?? There is no time anymore! What are clocks?!

— Eve Livingston (@eve_rebecca) March 23, 2020

Me getting ready for no reason to sit in my house for the next three weeks #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/T7H7QFEtbU

— vanilla⁷ ? (@YoonkiMilky) March 23, 2020

my parents to me and my sister during the UK lockdown #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/MOMstT9bFQ

— ???? (@molspurpose) March 23, 2020

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— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 23, 2020

Boris Johnson when he spots someone leaving Asda with only a pack of haribo #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/Jq2BaKMXXC

— Luca Bratt (@LucaBratt10) March 23, 2020

Boris Johnson bumbling through the lockdown speech.

Nicola Sturgeon: pic.twitter.com/uZOLAajnlO

— Tam Sellics son (@TamsellicsonIII) March 23, 2020

Me visiting Tesco with a new identity each time #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/KLTcbOj2nw

— Ollie (@Oliver11199) March 23, 2020

I want the confidence of WHSmith declaring itself an “essential retailer” pic.twitter.com/6FyGsAkQ1X

— Jay (@jaydothedishes) March 23, 2020

Coming out of Tesco after grabbing your second meal deal of the day #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/ySNstWD1xk

— Kyle Evison (@kyleevison) March 23, 2020

Me getting escorted back from the corner shop after nipping our for a twix and a can of vimto #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/EJzGvRUReS

— Josh (@joshpburton) March 23, 2020