20 People Proving Why Evolution Can't Possibly Be True
By
Suzanne in
Funny
On 16th February 2015
If Darwin's Theory of Evolution is correct, then we should be getting smarter, stronger, and more equipped for survival with each and every generation...right? Yet, taking a look at these next 20 things, I'm not even sure how we've survived up until this point.
Here are 20 dumb instances that will make you doubt Darwinism. This is going to be your reaction throughout this entire list:
#1
We've resorted to outlandish bribery to keep our teens from procreating....and it still might not work
#2
Not sure if this is lazy or just really dumb...either way, the human race is screwed.
don't swipe 2
#3
Okay, so geography is not her strong point
#4
Okay, so she'll be the only person celebrating Halloween that day. But also...murderer...so...
#5
Oh dear god, I hope she's just terrible at vocabulary...
#6
Pet of files?? Really?? Come on
#7
Gotta love that pork lion. Good thing reading isn't necessary for most things in life... :S
#8
This is why spelling is so important
#9
6th grade...SERIOUSLY?!
#10
But Dallas is...And Texas isn't...There's just too much wrong in this
#11
I wonder if she also gets surprised that her own birthday comes year after year?
#12
"Sorry if I look different, jet lag" *Facepalm* Also...so many things wrong with that photo
#13
The fact that people really need these instructions makes me scared for our future
#14
How could evolution be possible with people like this?!
#15
Okay, I've done some silly things when I've had a bit too much to drink...but this!?
#16
Our self-preservation skills have really gone downhill since social media
#17
Did she seriously just say that?! I wonder what she thought the teacher was talking about when her class learned about when America was founded
#18
I don't even know what to say about this, because how can you even?
#19
Oh. My. Goodness. Sometimes I can't fathom the thought process
#20
I would seriously like to know how the heck this person made it through all these years without knowing this. That takes skill