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#1 Because you should probably talk about this next step on the phone first.
#2 Because someone will always fact check.
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#3 Because it's all fun and games until someone goes to jail.
#4 Because the draw of WOW is just too strong.
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#5 Because, awe damn... her phone!
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#6 Because you may have a bone to pick, but, well... so does Michael.
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#7 Because you need to divorce your wife first.
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#8 Because mom will always attempt to re-air your dirty laundry (and your dad's, too).
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#9 Because it's not always mutual.
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#10 Because forget about him and his stupid ring.
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#11 Because we're pretty sure Morgan won't forget about Megan.
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#12 Because you were probably drunk and a piece of shit.
#13 Because we can't forget about Friday and 12 minutes ago.
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#14 Because Danny.
#15 Because it makes you look prema... err, immature.
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#16 Because your friends won't sit on their thumbs.
#17 Because ummmm...
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#18 Because we'll know when you're consulting your other hand... book.
#19 Because there are other more romantic places to profess your love.
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#20 Because we're going to let you finish, but Sadie is right.
