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#1 The more you drink the more power you get.
#2 Oh. that's hurt a lot.
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#3 MOM is texting son if you are up then open the door. she forgets the key inside the house.
#4 No, You were not that drunk. You Were more than that drunk.
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#5 Texting directly from heaven.
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#6 LOL.
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#7 Regretting the Mistakes you have done when drunk.
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#8 Drunk people got no feelings.
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#9 LMAO.. This is Ridiculous.
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#10 Help Him Pee.. But how? By holding it or something else?
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#11 Jason, you are talking to police right now. You are under arrest.
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#12 Hey batman, Meet your future bat-woman who knows you better than yourself.
#13 They both are drunk.
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#14 Short messages for drunken people.
#15 Life Partner loves you, no matter what you are.
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#16 Empty Lunch box Seriously.
#17 Please Some one take him to his home.
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#18 He is drunk but still able to write such a long text for his lover.
#19 Drunk always feels shaky legs.
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#20 Drunken people should not be taken for granted.
