20 Simple Things That People Painfully Had To Explain

By Editorial Staff in Confessions On 25th January 2017
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#1 Well, numbers are confusing…and letters. Don’t forget letters.

#2 You can never be too careful! No one likes spoiled milk.

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#3 For those who don’t understand thermodynamics, might I suggest a microwave? Or maybe just eating in?

#4 I was told there wouldn’t be math.

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#5 But I know the password and everything! Why can’t I connect?

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#6 Let’s be honest. Do we really want this person behind the wheel of a car?

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#7 But vegetables are in the vegetables spot and breads have their own place, so how is salmon not a chicken?

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#8 It’s safe to assume her business card wasn’t for graphic design. Or computer science.

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#9 To be fair, he makes a good point, although that changes all those art projects back in elementary school.

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#10 Again, do we want this woman behind the wheel of a car backing down that driveway?

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#11 So you mean north isn’t straight up at the sky and south isn’t somewhere below you?

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#12 But at least that means you have a chance, right?

#13 But think about that for a minute — how cool would that be? Think of all the cat pictures you could have dancing on your walls!

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#14 Cows have four stomachs, yet we only have one. Life is so unfair.

#15 And on top of that, they couldn’t figure out why they couldn’t connect to their home Wi-fi from somewhere away from their house.

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#16 Maybe she should hook up with the person who thought that fish was poultry.

#17 Worlds collide! And for her, perhaps she should hang out with the person who couldn’t grasp the idea of two World Wars.

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#18 At least she knew they were part of the United States, you know, since they’re not technically connected.

#19 They’re paid by the hour — and the builder — so apparently less is more!

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#20 No, all famous people do not look alike.