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#1 The earth opening up and swallowing your car
#2 The concept of leftovers that don’t fit in your fridge (..just have to eat them then!)
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#3 An attack of Saran Wrap proportions
#4 When your left foot decides to walk out on you
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#5 When you defy the laws of physics…but not gravity
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#6 When you have to start playing on the big kid playground
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#7 When you realize she wasn’t being honest when she told you you could do anything
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#8 Join the military they said…you’ll travel the WORLD they said…
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#9 When your skills in the kitchen can’t live up to hers
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#10 When everything you ever wanted in this world is destroyed in seconds
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#11 When you realize your friends are sending you a clear message
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#12 When your juice pouch turns against you
#13 When no one believes your genuine excuse for being late
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#14 When even the old guy with the zimmer frame judges your parking
#15 When stairs finally defeat you
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#16 … and so does your roof
#17 The consequences from when you only do half your work
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#18 When you create an accidental coffee moat in your car
#19 When you have too much to drink and your brand new husband’s first reaction is to take a photo of you
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#20 When you unintentionally park in a polling zone
