#1 The color of your nail polish.
Or lack thereof.
#2 If you got your hair trimmed.
Chances are he won't notice that you cut off 2 inches. Don't take it personally.
#3 What you look like while working out.
They're just happy to look at your butt in yoga pants.
#4 Shoes.
NOPE.
#5 Shopping.
There are about a thousand things they would rather be doing.
#6 Celebrities.
Especially the Kardashians or the Royal Family.
#7 Your makeup.
If it makes you happy, wear it, however most dudes don't like it when it's overdone! Besides, you don't need it because you're beautiful anyways!
#8 If you have some cellulite or stretch marks.
Most women have it. Most men don't care.
#9 When you decide to sleep with him.
He can just as easily dump you after the first date or the fifth. Point is, if he wants to see you again, he will, regardless of whether you sleep with him or not.
#10 Queefing.
They're just happy to be in there. They could care less about what sounds it's making. Try to laugh it off and keep going.
#11 The way you look when you wake up.
He will have an erection regardless.
#12 Jewellery.
The only time he cares is when your necklace is hanging between your boobs.
#13 Swearing!
If you're both mature adults, a few 4 letter words here and there are totally fine.
#14 If you poop.
Although we try to hide all evidence that we women are in fact, human, he knows that you poop.
#15 What you eat on a date.
Be yourself. If you love cheeseburgers, order one!
#16 Designer labels.
Oscar de la WHO CARES?
#17 If you text him first.
You're thinking about it too much. Just hit send.
#18 How much you ate today.
"OMG I'm such a fattie. I literally can't even!"
#19 A little bit of stubble.
Unless you're coming at them like Sasquatch, a little bit of stubble won't send him packing.
#20 Girl drama.
Save the drama for your mama!
#21
Just remember, when it comes to guys, be yourself!
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