20 Things That Kimye Have Done In Their Relationship That Us Mortals Just Can’t Get Away With
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 30th July 2015
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#1 Think it’s OK to make a selfie book for your husband.
#2 Which means you have to go on holiday and spend the whole time doing this.
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#3 Go on a trip to the zoo wearing matching leather pants
#4 Get your child baptised at the same place as Jesus Christ
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#5 Take a photo of your wife in a tiny fur bikini and post it on Instagram
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#6 Propose by renting out an entire stadium, getting an orchestra to play her favorite song, and having the words “please marry me” appear on the big screen.
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#7 Get a horse drawn carriage to take you to the Palace of Versailles, which you’ve casually booked out for a party.
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#8 And have Lana Del Rey perform privately at said party.
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#9 Buy a $12,000 handbag and allow your child to ‘decorate’ it for your wife for Christmas.
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#10 Give your wife a wall of roses, hydrangeas and peonies for Valentine’s Day
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#11 Then have a photoshoot in front of it, because that’s just obvious.
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#12 Agree to a photoshoot of you both naked
#13 Take a private helicopter to Glastonbury
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#14 Buy your wife 1,000 roses for another Valentine’s Day.
#15 Pose in matching white outfits in front of your Lamborghini Aventador
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#16 Go to Valentino’s house for lunch.
#17 Be cool with your daughter having a hissy fit next to Anna Wintour
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#18 Post naked photos of your wife on Twitter with the caption “Swish”
#19 Allow yourself to get photographed groping your wife’s butt.
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#20 More than once.
