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#1 When they thought they could charge $6 for ASPARAGUS WATER.
#2 Who knew watermelon was a Vertebrate.
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#3 When air made plants MORE expensive.
#4 When they decided Kale was not only for eating.
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#5 When they ruined something as beautiful as guacamole.
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#6 When they wouldn't give the kale fad a rest.
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#7 When they made up new words... Veganic? Really?
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#8 When they brought back to life an extinct species.
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#9 $80 for honey? Sounds reasonable!
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#10 And their condiments just get better from there!
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#11 You know what is missing in my water? More OXYGEN?!?
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#12 These better be special mushrooms.
#13 When they made pizza for vegetarians... kind of.
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#14 Who knew produce could be so spiritual?
#15 When one dead fish head wasn't horrific enough.
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#16 We've been chasing our tequila incorrectly this entire time.
#17 When they debuted this limited edition tomato.
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#18 When they showed no respect for your mother!
#19 Because everyone goes to Whole Foods to buy a giant fish.
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#20 When they used egg whites as a potato substitute.
