Once you marry someone, you and your partner don't become men and women. You are still children playing the part of an adult, and now you get to bumble around and try to figure out how things work with another adult-child. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, some wonderful husbands and wives have tweeted exactly what it's like to be married. Here are 20 tweets that only married people will understand.
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1. Avoidance
Try finding them when chores need to be done.
2. That One Time...
Just because you helped out once doesn't mean you get a free pass for the rest of your life.
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3. Forever Forgetful
But no matter how many times you ask, you're still going to forget something each time.
4. True Love
Marriage is another way of saying you signed a contract to mess with someone for the rest of your lives.
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5. Open Your Eyes
Did you even really look?
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6. Pest Control
Pretty much every woman who loves animals will use naming the animal as pest control.
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7. Sharing
This is why you lock yourself in the bathroom when you don't want to share a snack.
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8. Man Child
I told you.
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9. Death In Her Angel Eyes
It's not true love if you haven't plotted their murder at least a few times.
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10. Did I Say Share?
I meant get your own.
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11. IKEA...
...destroying relationships since 1943.
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12. At Least She Asked First
You're going to eat whatever she makes.
13. I'm Up All Night To Get Lucky
Tacos are the most epic win!
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14. This Whole Sharing Thing...
...it's way harder than I thought it would be.
15. Golf Clap
Golf...the quietest sport and you dare disturb me?
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16. How To Properly Tell Time In A Marriage
I eat because of you.
17. You Don't Know What Real Pain Is
And don't you forget it.
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18. Yours, Mine, and Mine
It all becomes hers. All of it.
19. Put On A Sweater
Pretty accurate description of how this goes down.
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20. Problem Solved
Amateur. You'll save more money by turning them inside out.
