If every day is a gift, the ones these people had were nicely-wrapped boxes shot from cannons that whizzed by their heads. If you’ve come any closer to dying than these people, you’re a lousy liar or some sort of one-upping ghost.
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#2 It's more dangerous to ride in the passenger's side of a car for a reason. This isn't it.
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#3
#4 WHALE-P, time to go home.
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#5
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#6 Whoa.
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#7
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#8 "On second thought, maybe I will walk to work."
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#9
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#10 "See? Told you this ad wasn't wasn't too on the nose."
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#11
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#12 Keep us posted on how you made out.
#13
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#14 OH SLIP!
#15
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#16 A perfect 10 for not dying.
#17
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#18 That wood have been awful.
#19
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#20 Hat's off to all of the survivors!
