21 Embarrassing Moments Only Guys Will Understand.

By Editorial Staff in Life Style On 16th March 2016
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#1

When she's really, really into it but you can't stop thinking about who's gonna die on Game Of Thrones next. Damn you, R.R. Martin.

#2

When you try to unclasp her bra with one hand but realize you're no Joey. Damn, should have taken those rocket science classes at NASA.

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#3

When she's going down on you but she has a stapler for a mouth.

#4

When you try to do the ‘barging-into-the-room-drunk-and-getting-naked-immediately sex' but she's wearing those skin tight denims so you spend an hour trying to take them off while her hymen grows back.

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#5

That moment you realize you just took dirty talking a little too seriously and just called her a ‘dirty b*tch'.

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#6

When you go down on her but she's so bushy, bats fly out.

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#7

When you go down on her and three years later, she's still nowhere close to coming. "Hey, u awake? U at least alive?"

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#8

When she lets you come on her face but you spray her eye instead. Kthnxbye.

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#9

When she misleads you into believing "she's coming" but one hour later, she still wants it ‘harder'.

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#10

When she kisses you right in the morning and her breath smells like there are people rotting inside her!

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#11

Coming too soon. LOL!

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#12

When she wants to kiss you right after going down on you and you stop her, right in time, by kissing her neck instead.

#13

When she's taking off your pants and you suddenly realize you're wearing the oldest underwear ever found in any human civilization. The one with a hole. Two. Seven. Okay, 50.

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#14

When you pull it out after doing anal and get a free chocolate cookie with it.

#15

When she's tried every move but you just cannot get it up.

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#16

When someone walks in on you having sex and you freeze in your position because you don't know what else to do.

#17

When you're doing her doggy-style and she farts. Right in your face. Or when you're going down on her.

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#18

When you're really at it but suddenly notice her dog staring at you, breathing heavily.

#19

When you want to try beginner level BDSM but spank her a little too hard by mistake!

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#20

When you try that new position you just saw in a porn film last night and end up with a broken back and entangled limbs.

#21

When she says she's ‘too wet' but you underestimate her and still go down on her. We're talking puddles here!