21 Insanely Stupid Tweets That Will Destroy Your Faith in Humanity
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 23rd October 2015
Twitter is a place to go and express yourself, to show people who you truly are and to show people how deep you really go. Everyone dreams about that 140 character tweet that changes the world or that picture that goes viral. Sadly, as this list painfully shows, some tweets get retweeted for all the wrong reasons.
Personally, this thought of thing is my problem with Twitter. Fair enough, I want to know what celebrities have to say. They’re people who I am interested in because they are actually interesting. But the amount of dross you get is incredible! If you post a tweet, or for that matter a Facebook status or an Instagram about the gym, I will attach barbells to your ankles and drop them off a bridge. Ok rant over, but here are 21 tweets to prove my point…
#1 I hope her first daughter is a boy.
#2 We’ll put our best men on the case.
#3 It’s a shame all hit and runs aren’t this civil.
#4 She’s actually taken a subtle swipe at French immigration policy.
#6 He also knows all 196 continents!
#7 Jason used to listen to the rivers and the lakes but then he found alcohol :(
#8 robably going to Canada.
#9 The Killers need to watch their back.
#10 I kept asking Rosa Parks to teach me Spanish but she never did :(
#11 ADHD’s not a competition but this woman’s winning.
#13 I would tell this guy to shut up but I’m scared he’ll stop breathing.
#14 Happy Bearthday was actually written 2014 years ago but the spelling changed over time.
#15 I swear I haven’t given my details to strangers. I know all of my Twitter followers…
#16 Keyshia’s European Tour Manager has a major task on his hands.
#17 Shine and compliment: Great management.
#19 Nine months before labor day is insemination day.
#20 Nine months before labor day is insemination day.
#21 If Zimmerman gets charged with 3rd degree murder this woman is going to lose her shit.