21 Perfect Products For People Who Hate People!

By Michael Avery in Funny On 18th November 2015
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1. A custom-print onesie with a hood that zips alllllllllllllllll the way up.

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2. A giant bear body pillow for those times when you actually want to cuddle.

3. A tee for anyone who knows that one doesn’t have to be the ~loneliest number~.

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4. An ostrich pillow that lets you hide your head in the “sand.”

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5. The perfect escape pod.

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6. A pillow for anyone who prefers the company of canines.

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7. A pin that is best accessorized with an eye-roll or two.

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8. A tee that understands your personal hell.

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9. A coffee mug for when you’re exhausted from dealing with literally everyone.

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10. And another mug to pull out when you’re even *MORE* exhausted by the people surrounding you.

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11. A badge to wear whenever you’re in the middle of a good book.

12. A hat embroidered with one simple request.

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13. A pair of gloves that will do all your talking for you.

14. The perfect shirt for anyone who idolizes Larry David.

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15. A laptop sticker to help you avoid small talk when you’re working in a coffee shop.

16. A bottle opener made for drinking alone.

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17. A set of prints featuring famous recluses.

18. A bracelet stamped with your *true* name.

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19. A scarf to scare chatty folks away.

20. Wrapping paper to use when someone forces you to go to a party.

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21. An adorable brooch to communicate how anti-social you are.