Maybe we'll take an Uber next time.
Riding the subway isn't just about zipping from one place to another — it also means mastering the skill of zoning out while you're squeezed uncomfortably close to other riders.
Sometimes, though, a simple ride can turn into an almost surreal experience.
From folks dozing off to nudists who just start shouting, to those individuals who managed to enjoy a full Thanksgiving dinner on the L train, there's never a dull moment in the bustling underground.
The community at r/SubwayCreatures really understands this.
They've seen everything from an impromptu Spider-Man movie scene to a person gripping a subway pole with unusual intensity.
Here's a list of the 22 strangest things that riders have stumbled upon while traveling through the city's subterranean veins.