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#1 My what long legs (and no body) you have...
#2 You beat the...scrunchies out of it.
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#3 My little severed head.
#4 Maybe if you're taking your nails completely OFF...
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#5 No animals were harmed in the making of this "leather."
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#6 I assume the prize is a glass of water?
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#7 I'm sorry, this toy helicopter is capable of CREATING LIFE?!
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#8 Those don't look stable.
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#9 Your friends will NEVER notice...
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#10 You'd think they'd be able to get Asia right...
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#11 You are definitely failing Calculus, bro.
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#12 Is that the team with Colby Bryant?
#13 OK that's pretty clever, China.
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#14 Impending lawsuit from Nintendo in 3...2...
#15 Will these help keep my wine fresh?
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#16 Cuts like butter...but not actually THROUGH butter...
#17 This is gonna get you beat up at Comic-Con.
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#18 Two of these things are not like the other...
#19 Pretty sure you should always skip that...
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#20 The sticker LIES.
#21 This glove is probably gonna kill you.
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#22 Definitely NOT suitable for all ages.
#23 Pretty sure "safe" is being used ironically here...
