If you are drinking tea while reading these newspaper headings then please pause for a moment and put your cup down. Because these absurd headlines will make you spit in your cup or worse you can choke on your tea too. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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#1 No shit Sherlock!
#2 Looking at the headline we assume the journalist hates English too
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#3 Everyone a big round of applause over this new discovery
#4 Rocket science applied here
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#5 The journalist was trying to be a sarcastic here, we guess?
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#6 A new revelation is made today
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#7 We assumed they will find something else
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#8 Oh this one we didn't see coming
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#9 Really man?
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#10 Obviously it won't be all rainbow and flowers
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#11 Seriously
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#12 And the rich need to spend less
#13 Okay, your point?
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#14 This man really hates his job
#15 I feel bad for the man here
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#16 Yeah we get the sexual innuendo here
#17 Everything. Everything
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#18 Oh really? We thought the purpose was to drown people
#19 No comments here
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#20 Congratulations
#21 This is getting really really confusing
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#22 Oh wow
#23 Once again...no shit Sherlock
