24 Confessions From Food Servers That Will Make You Eat At Home.

By Sughra Hafeez in Confessions On 13th February 2017
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#1 This can't be good for her liver, but hey, whatever gets her through the day.

#2 It's definitely the plot of a romantic comedy, but probably not going to happen IRL.

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#3 Well, they are pretty much the same size and shape.

#4 She's not sure what, but her dish had that little extra something.

#5 Somehow this must be against the restaurant's policies.

#6 Setting the restaurant on fire? Jumping up on your customer's table? There are endless possibilities.

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#7 This is how real romances get started.

#8 Honestly, this is a pure and genuine motivation.

#9 Who knew that servers were playing so many mind games?

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#10 This is called self-preservation, and we support it fully.

#11 It's one thing to be drunk. It's another thing entirely to be a drunk asshole.

#12 A dick move begets a dick response.

#13 Let them have their private time, wherein they're allowed to say whatever the hell they want. You don't want to know.

#14 She's got it all worked out in her head.

#15 This is the power of the hostess. Do not cross her.

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#16 Something tells us that she should get another job before her liver starts to suffer.

#17 The question is, why would he even bother coming in?

#18 We knew this was true, but that doesn't mean we like to think about it.

#19 Desperate fry times call for desperate fry measures.

#20 Low fat ranch is trash anyways -- go big or go home.

#21 This is really sweet, especially considering that they don't have money for the tip either.

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#22 Don't try him: He's been doing this longer than you have.

#23 Feel free to also judge those who order sauce on the side.

#24 You've got to get in while the getting is good, you know?