24 Confessions From Food Servers That Will Make You Eat At Home.
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Confessions
On 13th February 2017
The life of a restaurant server isn't always an easy one. It's an incredibly demanding job, for a long list of reasons. For starters, you're on your feet all day, running back and forth between tables, listening to the endless demands of hungry people. Then there's the issue of the hungry people not always being the nicest people: We'd argue that servers probably take more abuse than people in any other industry -- and they can't even clap back, because the customer is always right.
So what do the inner lives of these over-worked, under-tipped servers look like? Well, as it turns out, their secrets are pretty hilarious, and confirm a lot of suspicions we've had about what goes on behind the scenes at a restaurant. Find out what servers are really thinking and doing in the anonymous memes below -- turns out, they're not as obliviously polite as you might think they are.
Nonetheless, I've grown to find out that it's the funny signs that are best to come across and read. In fact, it's like finding a gem every once in awhile. You don't see them often, but when you do, you get a chuckle from a priceless moment.
So we've decided to compile several gems below for your viewing pleasure. Some are more formal than others but they're all equally hilarious.
#1 This can't be good for her liver, but hey, whatever gets her through the day.
#2 It's definitely the plot of a romantic comedy, but probably not going to happen IRL.
#3 Well, they are pretty much the same size and shape.
#4 She's not sure what, but her dish had that little extra something.
#5 Somehow this must be against the restaurant's policies.
#6 Setting the restaurant on fire? Jumping up on your customer's table? There are endless possibilities.
#7 This is how real romances get started.
#8 Honestly, this is a pure and genuine motivation.
#9 Who knew that servers were playing so many mind games?
#10 This is called self-preservation, and we support it fully.
#11 It's one thing to be drunk. It's another thing entirely to be a drunk asshole.
#12 A dick move begets a dick response.
#13 Let them have their private time, wherein they're allowed to say whatever the hell they want. You don't want to know.
#14 She's got it all worked out in her head.
#15 This is the power of the hostess. Do not cross her.
#16 Something tells us that she should get another job before her liver starts to suffer.
#17 The question is, why would he even bother coming in?
#18 We knew this was true, but that doesn't mean we like to think about it.
#19 Desperate fry times call for desperate fry measures.
#20 Low fat ranch is trash anyways -- go big or go home.
#21 This is really sweet, especially considering that they don't have money for the tip either.
#22 Don't try him: He's been doing this longer than you have.
#23 Feel free to also judge those who order sauce on the side.
#24 You've got to get in while the getting is good, you know?