24 Things People Have "Accidentally" Gotten Stuck Up Their Ass

By Muk Khatri in Bizarre On 28th September 2015

#1 Buzz Lightyear, who got lost on his way to infinity and beyond.

#2 A cherished mix tape.

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#4 A candy cane, ho-ho-ho.

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#5 And a shell to match.

#6 A rubber fist.

#7 A light bulb - not a very bright idea.

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#8 A knife.

#9 A pint glass, which is just plain impressive.

#10 A vibrator, and the tongs that attempted to fish it out.

#11 Peanut butter. THE JAR, not just the peanut butter.

#12 A key, because under the doormat isn't good enough.

#13 Spray paint.

#14 A beer bottle, followed by a wire inserted to "retrieve" it.

#15 A shampoo bottle.

#16 A flashlight.

#17 A toy car.

#18 A cell phone.

#19 A gun...

#20 Sunglasses don't really make sense where the sun don't shine.

#21 A billiard ball.

#22 An instant coffee jar.

#23 A zucchini.

#24 This fork actually went up a pee hole. Kind of makes all the others seem far less painful, huh?