24 Things People Have "Accidentally" Gotten Stuck Up Their Ass
By
Muk Khatri in
Bizarre
On 28th September 2015
advertisement
#1 Buzz Lightyear, who got lost on his way to infinity and beyond.
#2 A cherished mix tape.
advertisement
#3 The wrong kind of plug.
#4 A candy cane, ho-ho-ho.
advertisement
#5 And a shell to match.
advertisement
#6 A rubber fist.
advertisement
#7 A light bulb - not a very bright idea.
advertisement
#8 A knife.
advertisement
#9 A pint glass, which is just plain impressive.
advertisement
#10 A vibrator, and the tongs that attempted to fish it out.
advertisement
#11 Peanut butter. THE JAR, not just the peanut butter.
advertisement
#12 A key, because under the doormat isn't good enough.
#13 Spray paint.
advertisement
#14 A beer bottle, followed by a wire inserted to "retrieve" it.
#15 A shampoo bottle.
advertisement
#16 A flashlight.
#17 A toy car.
advertisement
#18 A cell phone.
#19 A gun...
advertisement
#20 Sunglasses don't really make sense where the sun don't shine.
#21 A billiard ball.
advertisement
#22 An instant coffee jar.
#23 A zucchini.
advertisement
#24 This fork actually went up a pee hole. Kind of makes all the others seem far less painful, huh?
