25 Chaotic Tweets About Neighbors From People That Got Brutally Honest On Twitter

Just because you can connect to your upstairs neighbor's Bluetooth soundbar and play ghost noises doesn't mean you should.

— Aaron Pauley (@aaronpauley) June 23, 2019

These walls are too thin. Playing Paramore and my neighbor yelled “ play Misery Business next “ .. i did as they requested.

— Dom. (@dominoedoe) January 5, 2021

*in the elevator*

Me, to neighbor: ugh hopefully that guy down the hall doesn't play his guitar tonight.

Neighbor:.... I play the guitar

Me: are you on the 6th-

Neighbor: 6th floor.

Me:

Neighbor:

Me: that's awesome

— sarah schauer ? (@sarahschauer) December 7, 2017

An update to yesterday's tweet re the letter I received from an anonymous, judgy-mcjudgyface neighbor who disapproved of my dragon display and asked me to consider removing them: I have added more dragons. pic.twitter.com/OxsFQs5yQ1

— Diana Rowland (@dianarowland) December 16, 2018

My neighbor asked to borrow ketchup (yes, I know a neighbor) & gave me attitude cuz it was Hunt’s and not Heinz so I pulled it back & refused to give it to her and now our altercation is on a neighborhood app. What I’m saying is we’re living in the stupidest timeline in history.

— Woodrow Peel (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) February 27, 2022

My neighbor passed me in the hallway and asked me if everything’s good. I said yea why. She said she heard me screaming at a man this morning for disrespecting me. So I had to explain to her than the large disrespectful man in question is actually a cat named Raheem

— Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) November 28, 2021

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) September 30, 2019

Definitely just watched my neighbor's teenage son back his mom's car into his dad's truck.

And he knows I saw it.

Mom is home but didn't see/hear it happen, and Dad gets home at 3.

I'm waiting for the silence bribe.

— Charlie Knight [they/them] (@CKnightWrites) September 5, 2020

next door neighbor came to my door UPSET bc apparently my dog has been “barking incessantly” for the “last 20 minutes” and she’s fed up.

except i dropped Callie off at the vet well over an hour ago. pic.twitter.com/7EZXTUs8xn

— lil peanut ? (@such_A_frknlady) November 21, 2022

My moms neighbor has five cats: Velma, Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, and Pickles. And it’s giving me a brain hemorrhage

— sarah schauer ? (@sarahschauer) August 19, 2019

me and my Italian neighbor are going to get in a Seinfeld style predicament pic.twitter.com/d26vbIyo0z

— Lolo (@LolOverruled) February 28, 2022

My neighbor is having a loud party and just woke my daughter up.

I can connect to their Bluetooth speaker. What should I play

— Øzymandias (@ozymandias__) April 10, 2022

my upstairs neighbor has decided to vacuum for the first time in their life at 12:35am on a weeknight do we think the fbi would be interested in this

— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) November 22, 2019

my downstairs neighbor saw my hair in a ponytail while I was getting the mail and said “hey do you want to be my hair model next week? I’m teaching a class on how to blend greys.” L

— rachel (@rachelmillman) January 30, 2021

My "neighbor" just buzzed and said there was a package for me at her apartment. I followed her to get it, barefoot, assuming she lived next door and... she lived two blocks away. Barefoot in Brooklyn for two city blocks. I'll never be clean again.

— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) May 19, 2021

Tried to run downstairs in my underwear this mornin to grab a snack only to find that my front door was wide open as my neighbor waved to me

— Michael J. Murphy (@MikeyMurphy) April 19, 2015

Got a great text from the upstairs neighbor last night pic.twitter.com/xnZoLkZqYN

— Mike (@RiggedPig) January 1, 2021

I had sleep paralysis one night. there was a man laying next to me (a spirit/ ghost) I told him to leave me alone and bother someone else, he couldn't have me. my neighbor across the hall from me passed away in his sleep that night. I moved out as fast as I could.

— Yae (@AignerMaya) October 24, 2021

my upstairs neighbor got a treadmill for christmas

it’s a great gift because they can stay in shape while I get scheduled headaches on a daily basis

— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) December 28, 2020

quick touch base with our upstairs neighbor pic.twitter.com/U2VAFUfozv

— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) March 12, 2020