25 Cringeworthy Proposals That Will Make You Want To Be Single Forever
By
Muk Khatri in
Funny
On 8th July 2015
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#1 Substituting a chicken burger for a ring box
#2 Or substituting a burger for a ring
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#3 Neglecting the importance of punctuation
#4 Using COMIC SANS
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#5 Trying to be saucy and ending up being cheesy
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#6 Tagging her house
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#7
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#8 Forgetting that rose petals don't have spell check
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#9 Misinterpreting her wish to be proposed to at a church
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#10 Completely screwing yourself over if she says
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#11 Forgetting which way you're supposed to hold the sign
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#12 Trying too hard to be kool
#13 Not taking your mom's advice
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#14 Doing it in a location that really stinks
#15 Asking her before your relationship has had time to fully bloom
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#16 Forgetting to ask for Mother Nature's permission
#17 Trying to be original in all the wrong ways
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#18 Forgetting to check the weather forecast
#19 Forgetting a question mark and popping the statement instead
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#20 Trying to prove that you clean up well
#21 ...Your proposal might turn out crappy.
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#22 Lighting a fire in her heart, but letting the candles blow out
#23 Mooooving too quickly
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#24 Not connecting with her in the right way
#25 Just remember, if your idea isn't spicy enough...
