25 Reasons You Should Deactivate Your Facebook Account Immediately
By
Johny in
Bizarre
On 7th November 2015
If Mark Zuckerberg could have anticipated the kinds of people who'd end up using (and ultimately destroying) his social network, I like to think he would have just finished his time at Harvard and put his boyish dreams behind him.
But he didn't. And as a result, we're stuck with the Frankenstein of humanity that is Facebook. Here are twenty five reasons you should just go ahead and pull the plug on your account.
#3 This person intent on getting justice.
#4 This overly excited anniversary celebrator.
#6 This dude who doesn't discriminate against old folks.
#9 These hairy best friends.
#10 This chick who should probably cut back on the booze.
#12 This forever-alone individual.
#13 This chick, who has high ambitions for her child.
#16 This mom who has no clue how much her kid hates her right now.
#18 This soon-to-be arrested dummy.
#19 This confounding message.
#20 This proud mother-in-law.
#22 This clueless and hungry dad.
#25 This dude, who is letting everyone know just how few dates he actually gets to go on.
