It takes a certain type of person to appreciate sarcasm in its finest form, and that would be a smartass. While they might sometimes get a bad reputation for their behavior, when done right, smartassery is a thing of beauty.
From perfectly worded replies to passive-aggressive notes to finding the perfect place to park their car, these people belong in the Smartass Hall of Fame.
I’m sorry.
It had to be said — they’re right.
When you don’t see the answer you want, you have to make the answer you need.
What will you pick?
Nobody knows! Except the smartass who organized this.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together.
But you know what?
N and O are already there.
She told her son to eat half his hot dog.
He ate half his hot dog.
No, he certainly isn’t flying anymore.
It seems the anti-flyer flyer was effective.
Who knew?
Water is wet!
Super clever, but I have to wonder: Was it a really big problem having people post bills on a fence?
So many questions…and Bills.
It is a really nice fabric, that much we know.
But cotton is just much more breathable.
They should have been more specific.
A brilliant mooove.
Hey, they’re not wrong.
That’s kind of how years work.
And then there are those rebels that went with an “X” and a smiley face.
Technically speaking, they are correct.
It doesn’t get any harder than that.
Try and say that five times fast.
“I don’t want to date my lunch. I don’t even really like my lunch that much.”
Come on, now.
Didn’t you take time to spellcheck?
Or you could, you know, maybe throw the yogurt out?
Just a suggestion.
Strike one.
Strike two.
Strike three.
I don’t think that’s what they had in mind, but how can you argue with that?
We all scream because it’s too cold and cramped in the freezer to truly enjoy the ice cream.
Maybe consult Web MD for some natural relief.
Or prunes.
Spell check is your friend, even if the scientist and surgent are not.
And in the time you spent making the sign, you could have changed the roll.
At least they’re polite about it.
Nothing is better than free.
The bad news is that you failed the quiz.
The good news is that you scored some points for creativity, which unfortunately, mean absolutely nothing.
Haven’t we seen this before?
I’m having deja vu.
