#1
This realisation that has come to us all.
#2
And this one, which hopefully hasn't.
#3
The time you realised you don't always have to be offensive to win.
#4
This depressing prophecy.
#5
When the blank card finally became useful.
#6
And again...
#7
When you pretty much had to stand up and applaud.
#8
The time it suddenly became very real.
#9
Seriously. This game knows you.
#10
It also knows puns.
#11
And poetry.
#12
And maths.
#13
The time it said what many people were too scared to.
#14
Or when it pretty much summed up the most recent Transformers movie plotline.
#15
The time you regretted playing it with your family.
#16
When you got really hungry.
#17
When you felt bad for a bit but then realised you don't care for mimes so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
#18
When it made a valid point.
#19
The time it stopped being fun.
#20
The time it gave you genuinely useful advice.
#21
Or when it went all political.
#22
And prepared you for office.
#23
When the stars alligned.
#24
:(
#25
The time you really wanted to buy this album.
#26
And when you quietly put down the cards and got on with your terrible life.
