#1
So where are we meant to go then?
#2
*puts hands back in pocket*
#3
Childhood shattered
#4
Swim where, sorry?
#5
You asked for it
#6
Or drinking cigarettes
#7
You just got lawyered
#8
Budget brands are permitted
#9
I always thought posh tea had a certain arrogance to it but this takes the biscuit
#10
Warning: don't read the sign below
#11
No beeswax, earwax or arsewax
#12
1 allsmay latte, to go
#13
Can't say fairer than that
#14
This guy doesn't give a shit
#15
Nothin' but an OG
#16
She'll sleep at your table and eat in your bed, she doesn't care
#17
BUT I'VE ALREADY LEFT
#18
Be careful where you put your hole-in-ones
#19
Just relax
#20
Do nottuck your head into your neck and cock your leg?
#21
Also, women and small children before twitter
#22
Said no man, ever
#23
Just why?
#24
Unless you're really desperate
#25
Surely pants off is where the fun is at?
#26
Or hang lights from floor
#27
If you let us know what we CAN do, that'll be easier
