30 Of The Epic And Most Sarcastic Responses Twitter Has In Response To How People Are Gonna Spend All That Stimulus Check Money

Bank account: $1400

My dog: https://t.co/RhYUM54sGH

— Eva (@evajaelvargas) March 13, 2021

Direct deposit: $1400

At the hospital: One bandaid please

— jenny⚡️cavallero (@jennycavallero) March 13, 2021

Bank Account: $1400.05

McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?

Me: I said how much for the franchise

— /ˈferō/ (@faraomaileoi) March 13, 2021

Direct deposit: 1400

Me at SeaWorld: how much for their freedom

— Ant (@YoungStunnaLife) March 13, 2021

Bank account : $1400

Me at target: *pointing outside* “Aye lemme get one of them” pic.twitter.com/3M9RJzKrC8

— Stimmy Turner (@TbhItsKay) March 13, 2021

bank account: +$1400

me at chipotle: guacamole please

— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) March 13, 2021

bank account: $1400

me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 14, 2021

direct deposit: $1400

me at Victorias secret: tell me

— dvd ? (@disxpix) March 13, 2021

Bank account: +$1400

Me at Bed, Bath and Beyond: I’ll have the Beyond

— e (@tms_75) March 14, 2021

Bank account: $1400

Me at Legal Sea Foods: Please show me the illegal sea food

— Mambo No. Pfizer (@killakow) March 13, 2021

bank account: $1400

me outside microsoft: bring me clippy

— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 13, 2021

Bank account: +$1400

Olive Garden server with the cheese grater: Tell me when

Me:

— AJ Guel (@ajguel) March 14, 2021

Bank account: +$1400

Me at the seafood restaurant: bring me aqua man pic.twitter.com/EVvp3y6b8k

— ᴮˡᵛᵏ?ᴰⁱᵛᵐᵒⁿᵈˢ (@BlvkDivmonds) March 14, 2021

bank account: +$1400

me at five guys: bring me the 6th guy

— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) March 13, 2021

Bank Account: $1400.05

me at the Apple Store: bring me more fruit. pic.twitter.com/gsVL3APAf3

— ???????????? (@thtguyfry) March 14, 2021

bank account: $1400

me at discount tire: take off the discount

— adrian (@adriaanxlee) March 14, 2021

my bank account: $1400
me at burger king: bring me the king

— Jack Mehoff (@LlLUZlSQUlRT) March 13, 2021

Bank account: $1400
Me at the airport: take me there pic.twitter.com/402eH33UiQ

— kaylee (@craftyfoxkay) March 15, 2021

bank account: +$1400
me at H&M: bring me the rest of the letters

— memetaza (@memetazaa) March 14, 2021

Bank account: +$1400 Me on Amazon: I want my shit in the next hour

— celina (@mangohunni_) March 15, 2021

***$1400 Stimulus Check and Direct Deposit Hits Bank Account***

Me: Can I have an Oreo McFlurry?

McDonald’s: The Machine is Broke.

Me: How much is it to fix it?

— CSM Nicholas M. Curry (@realPatriot_7) March 13, 2021

My bank account: $1400

Me at the tattoo shop: I’ll take 1 body sleeve please

— MATTY LIGHT (@MattDaddy51) March 14, 2021

Bank account: +$1400
Me on Amazon: pic.twitter.com/bkzpAnaNhC

— Larada (@iamlarada) March 14, 2021

bank account: +$1400

me at Dick’s Sporting Goods: bring me the balls too

— E- $Money From The Block (@EricjGonzalezz) March 13, 2021

Bank account: $1400.06

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warra-“

AIGHT how much is it?

— Tony (@tonyys550) March 14, 2021

bank account: +$1400

me at little Caesars: bring me the big Caesar

— Kangaroo Jake (@KangarooJackoff) March 13, 2021

bank account: +$1400
me at american eagle: “bring out the mexican eagle”

— beli (@bbyleo6ix) March 14, 2021

Bank account: $1400

Me at He’s Not Here: bring me Him

— Hanna W. (@hannawon72) March 14, 2021

bank account: +$1400
me on the set of the Amanda show: bring me the dancing lobsters

— emotional support avocado eggroll (@xbuttplug) March 14, 2021

bank account: $1400

me at Disneyland: bring me the Mouse

— Braxton (@HeyBMoon) March 13, 2021