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#1 You’re finally home and can kick off your shoes!
So why not just STAY INSIDE??!
#2 Let’s get right to the point: Your friends are probably gonna get annoying and drunk anyway.
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#3 hen someone will get WAY too clingy.
#4 And things’ll get REAL weird REAL quick.
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#5 BUT if you stay in…you can lounge around in your sweats.
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#6 Or your panties.
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#7 Or, hell, NOTHING AT ALL.
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#8 JUST LET IT ALL HANG LOSE.
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#9 You can wriggle out of that uncomfortable sweater you hate.
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#10 You don’t have to worry if it’s raining or snowing outside.
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#11 You can just curl up on the couch next to a comfy pillow.
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#12 Wrap yourself in a blanket.
#13 Maybe read a book?
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#14 Definitely watch your shows.
#15 Or watch “Matilda” on Netflix.
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#16 Or just surf the sites.
#17 You can be your weird self.
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#18 Do that freaky thing you always wanted to try.
#19 Just think of all the money you’ll save by NOT GOING OUT!
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#20 Or a cold beer.
#21 Or a whole bottle of wine.
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#22 And sit back with a friend and guzzle.
#23 And, when you’re inside, you have free access to all of your food reserves.
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#24 Or you can order a pizza!
#25 Most importantly, you can just sit back.
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#26 Collapse.
#27 And forget about that long week you had at the office.
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#28 Put your legs up.
#29 Slide into a comfortable position.
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#30 And chill.
