#1
When you run into that kid you had a class with senior year but you can't remember his name
#2
When you're home alone but you hear a creaking noise in another room
#3
When you just remembered you forgot to text your friend backdays later
#4
When someone tells you they don't really like pizza
#5
When you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking smack about
#6
When you're not even through your front door and you can smell someone's baking something marvelous
#7
When someone tells you they actually enjoy Justin Bieber's music
#8
When someone with a clipboard stops you on the street and asks "Do you care about children?"
#9
When your waiter brings out food and you're trying to tell if it's for your table
#10
When you really want your friend to come to a weird party with you so you don't have to go alone
#11
When your significant other gets you a present for your anniversary even after you agreed NO PRESENTS
#12
When you go to a wedding and it's a cash bar
#13
When a new bagel place opens up near your apartment
#14
When someone wears Uggs to a wedding
#15
When a crying baby on the subway is testing your last nerve
#16
When someone asks you "Did you lose weight?" like it's some kind of compliment
#17
When your roommate makes too much food for dinner and asks if you want the rest
#18
When you get home from vacation and open the fridge and it smells like something died in there
#19
When your favorite character gets killed off a show
#20
When something rings up at the register for cheaper than you thought it would be
#21
When you drop your phone and you're too scared to pick it up and see the damage
#22
When you open your laptop in a meeting and "Party in the USA" starts playing at full volume
#23
When you hear your roommate yell "Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie?!" two rooms away
#24
When you get a G-chat from your boss that says "Do you have a sec?"
#25
When you try to take a quick shower before the delivery guy shows up, but you hear the doorbell right when you put shampoo in your hair
#26
When you can't execute a pose in yoga class and you just sit there hoping no one else notices
#27
When you get to work and you can't remember if you locked your front door
#28
When you see a righteous booty from across the room
#29
When your friend is dating someone new and they're in that annoying "puppy love" phase
#30
When a parking space opens up RIGHT in front of the store you're going to
#31
When someone uses the word "irregardless" in earnest
