31 Parents Who Are Savage Beasts When It Comes To Texting Their Kids

By Michael Avery in Funny On 2nd January 2017
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#1 Oops my bad.

#2 I don't think that means what you think it means.

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#3 Kinds words from dad.

#4 Dad creating new lingo.

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#5 Gee you're not a smart ass at all.

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#6 Don't tell a cop how to live his life.

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#7 Strategic amnesia is a valid tactic.

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#8 The revenge of the moth.

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#9 It's never too late for lightly fried fish fillets.

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#10 Derp moment.

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#11 Peasants must respect the famous.

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#12 What the hell did I just say?

#13 Aww what a sweet mom.

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#14 Mom pay attention to what you're doing.

#15 Mom is just like whatever.

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#16 In other words, you ugly.

#17 Dad is a provider.

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#18 Um, what the hell.

#19 Wit is a skill many work years to master.

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#20 Dad jokes never get old.

#21 Dastardly child. How dare you.

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#22 Dad is on a rampage. He must be stopped.

#23 Aww but we were having such a good conversation.

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#24 Oh god no dad! Please don't.

#25 Hashtag hilarious conversation.

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#26 Well she does have a point.

#27 Mom move your fucking finger.

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#28 Mom that's not how you do it.

#29 Don't judge him. That's how he rolls.

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#30 Oh god, now she has to apologize to everyone.

#31 Your mom is here to get you. Hurry up bitch!

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#32 For some extra fun check out this video of brutal parent texts.