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#1 The best way to spend your Mother’s Day is cleaning, obviously. What else are moms for?
#2 Should I get my mom condoms for Mother’s Day, or yeast infection medication? Decisions, decisions.
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#3 In general, not dying is always a good thing.
#4 I gave you a compliment, now you give me McDonald’s. That’s how motherhood works.
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#5 Mother-daughter relationships are complicated from the very beginning.
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#6 Is honesty really always the best policy?
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#7 I think there’s a typo in here somewhere.
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#8 This kid needs a biology lesson ASAP.
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#9 This kid knows what he’s talking about, though.
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#10 It’s not sentimental, but it is true!
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#11 It’s the little things that make us really love our moms.
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#12 I’ve never seen THIS in an American Sign Language book.
#13 This card is so simple, yet so beautiful.
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#14 Sometimes the way we love our moms is indescribable.
#15 Subtlety is key when giving Mom her gift.
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#16 There should always be trust in parent-child relationships.
#17 Careful word choice is important when expressing feelings of adoration for Mom.
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#18 I can’t decide if this unfortunate advertisement is hilarious or absolutely awful.
#19 Nothing makes for a better Mother’s Day then re-establishing traditional gender roles.
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#20 Is your mom as smart as a pancake, or is her level of intelligence closer to that of a dog?
#21 Alright, we get it.
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#22 He must have gotten quite a deal on that spa day package, they’re usually pretty expensive.
#23 Nothing says Mother’s Day quite like a fake turd gag gift.
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#24 I’m going to go ahead and assume you mean a three-way chili bowl…
#25 If accuracy is important to you on Mother’s Day, this sign knows just what to say.
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#26 I’m not sure Dad would be cool with you giving this to Mom for Mother’s Day.
#27 If you’re heading to Adult World on Mother’s Day, I’m pretty sure Mom is exactly who you want to forget.
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#28 I think this sign needs some sentence restructuring.
#29 Repetition is key when you really want to get your message across.
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#30 If you’re not sure where to go for Mother’s Day dinner, stick with a family-friendly establishment.
#31 The 16-year-old delivery boy will be deciding who makes the cut.
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#32 I’m not sure “special” is exactly how I’d describe this gift.
#33 Sometimes it’s easier to deliver bad news with a little bit of glitter.
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#34 This could be a good gift for the most practical of moms.
