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#1 When Jenny's anger management took an interesting turn
#2 When only lightweight people were allowed to have sex on the copy machine
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#3 When a child who was only elderly and pregnant felt guilty for using this toilet
#4 When this store found a simple solution for overcrowded prisons
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#5 When Rachael Ray was exposed for the monster that she truly is
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#6 When your right to be a stupid butt was protected
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#7 When someone revealed a bit too much about their sexual preferences
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#8 When the dress code for this school dance got way too strict
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#9 When I could finally afford to write my essay about conditional tenses
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#10 When this guy maybe had one regert
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#11 When someone got a text from a vampire
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#12 When an escort told the world about her new hobby
#13 When we were encouraged to be rebels
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#14 When you were warned to take the witch's parking policies VERY seriously
#15 When hospital food took a turn for the creepy
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#16 When our crazy diet trends went a bit too far
#17 When ferocious pedestrians frightened even the most ambitious of hunters
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#18 When the witch from "Hansel and Gretel" got Facebook
#19 When somebody was a bit tired of the latest footwear trends
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#20 When the doctor recommended using a spoon instead of a fork
#21 And when we all collectively wept for the future
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#22 When this bakery encouraged you to mark your territory
#23 When zombies began to join the police force
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#24 When these popsicles were ashamed of what they'd done
#25 When we learned some very enlightening facts about Nelson Mandela
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#26 When I wasn't sure if I'd just gone to church or joined a doomsday cult
#27 When this guy's parents lived out my dreams
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#28 When you could have a very bad and very good day at the same time
#29 When Spongebob finally moved on from The Krusty Krab
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#30 When this hotel recognized the real heroes of our country
#31 When this store started offering more than just furniture
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#32 When the dirty truth about McDonald's finally came out
#33 When the entrance to heaven turned out to be a lot closer than you thought
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#34 When a bunch of people were suddenly prone to having sex on camera for money by mistake
#35 When somebody else had a worse job than you
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#36 When the latest political scandal was brought to light
#37 When you resolved to never eat pancakes again
