5 Funny And 5 Legit Reasons Why Your Man Is Cheating On You

By Michael Avery in Life Style On 28th July 2017

These days it's common for one partner to cheat on the other. More often than not, it's the man that is doing the dirty deeds. But why does this happen? Let's take a look at 5 humorous reasons and 5 legitimate reasons that your man is stepping out on you.

Legit Reason #1 He thinks something new will be better.

There is only one thing better than great shoes, and that's new shoes. Unfortunately for us all, people become complacent and forget what’s important to them. Their priorities get out of sync or sometimes it can be a bad stretch in the relationship that has them contemplating, “can I do better?” The monotony and regularity get the best of some individuals and they begin to question they're significant other. When a man’s mind starts doing the Harlem shake, he does not always analyze the situation in depth. He may look at his girlfriend and think, “good times, bad times, nagging, love, stable, boring, great, valleys, peaks blah blah blah.” Whereas he may look at another woman and not know her dramas or the potential downfalls; all he may see is, “nice person, sex.” Some walk to the shoreline and walk right back. Others stick in their foot to see how warm the water is. And some jump off the cliff face butt naked into the waves. A girlfriend is like a home cooked meal: good for you, warm, nourishing, nutritious, and consistent. But sometimes… he might just want some KFC.

Funny Reason #1 You just ain't shit

Let's be real. You just ain't shit and you know it!

Legit Reason #2

If you don’t do it, somebody else will. Look, it's 2017. If your definition of a wild, kinky night is dressing up as a nurse so you can check his “blood pressure,” I’m afraid you’re stuck in the past. In college, he witnessed debauchery and hedonism that was second to none, and his favorite porn star is engaging in some ungodly behavior. So what makes you think he’s content with vanilla sex? Being freaky does not mean being freaky with everyone, and contrary to the incorrect beliefs of some it is not synonymous with being easy. Some women think, “if I do this or that then he’ll think I used to be slovenly.” Those are the thoughts of an immature man who is living in la-la land. Faithful men that never cheat (Lord bless them) will still look at other women in a sexual way and their eyes will always wander; no big deal. So if a man already has these passing thoughts from time to time, why even give an extra boost for him to slip? Don’t be boring — because if he’s bored then he’s going to unbored himself.

Funny Reason #2 You always running your mouth!

You always asking questions and got something to say. Do you even know how to shut up? Try it sometimes.

Legit Reason #3 You don't keep yourself up.

Familiarity breeds complacency. Some men are very superficial. There’s a very slim chance that he initially approached you because he couldn’t wait to dissect your brain and discover what your favorite red wine was. On the contrary, he probably liked what he saw and it was your aesthetics that led him to hook up with you. When you met him you were prep and prim; glowing skin, perky assets, and toned limbs. Then you became content and canceled your gym membership… glued to the sofa as you studied Grey’s Anatomy. Slowly but surely the love handles became more loving and the new girl at his work place decided to start flicking her hair in his face as she asked for the stapler.

Funny Reason #3 You're always accusing him of cheating already.

It's your fault he's cheating. You shouldn't have constantly accused him of doing it. You gave him all the reason he needed.

Legit Reason #4 He's just a born cheater.

For every sexy woman, there’s a dude who is tired of banging her. There truly are some real life, hopeless men out there. Some guys just have cheating burned into their system. A woman can be absolutely perfect and do everything in her power to keep a happy relationship, but some men are just predisposed to share their love. The reasoning? I don’t know. Some will tell you its natural and that the vast majority of mammals (95% according to one report) have multiple partners. Others will tell you he had issues with his parents and socialization. However, I can tell you that Eric Benét continuously cheated on Halle Berry, one of the most stunning people in our solar system. She even gave him chances whilst putting him in sex rehab. The result? He did it again. Therefore is it safe to say some men are just entirely beyond fixing. I would assume that this is the easiest cheating to deal with; at least it's not about you or anything you could have done. Some women decide to put their love for said man over his faults so they allocate cheat passes for him. They figure if he’s going to do it anyway then it might as well be safe and controlled. But to each his own.

Funny Reason #4 You always trying to cuddle after sex.

Like damn, woman, he just put in hard work now he is ready to rest. Leave him alone. He don't want to do no damn cuddling, he just wants to sleep.

Legit Reason #5 He isn't really your best friend.

What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies. Alright, the quote above was definitely googled and some of you may think I’ve turned into baby thighs… soft. Nonetheless, it is still applicable and it fits in perfectly to end my piece. This point is continuously overlooked and sometimes never even considered. A lot of people that are in relationships are not best friends with their spouse. Have you not seen the way your boyfriend hangs out with, talks about, bonds, and respects his best guy friends? If they are truly best friends would he stab them in the back or do an unthinkable act towards them? The answer is most likely, “no”. Therefore if you were truly his best friend he would have a much harder time lying to you or breaking a special bond. He wouldn’t see it as, “cheating on his GF,” but it would be more along the lines of, “I wouldn’t even imagine disrespecting my friend like that”. So maybe you should stop hoping for imaginary Prince Charming to jump out of the TV screen and whisk you away to a moonlit dinner or a white sanded beach, and instead grow healthy relationships with someone you care about on a different level.

Funny Reason #5 You're always asking him what's wrong or if he's okay.

Bitch don't kill my vibe. You wanna know what's wrong? You keep asking him whats wrong and that's it. You're killing his vibe with all that worrying.