The 50 Shades Of Gran Twitter account describes itself as 'erotica for the over-80s' and I tell you what, you won't be disappointed. From the first tweet to the last you will be laughing your ass off as you wait for the not so dirty climax of each one.
50 Shades Of Gran Might Be The Most Fun Twitter Account You Ever See
#1 With the new 50 Shades movie due in theaters soon I thought we should take a look at this awesome throwback.
Storming twitter in 2014 this account was one of the funniest things to appear that year. Just check out some of the amazing posts from the account.
#2 Gran just had this wit about her that was so naughty yet not.
She could take any situation and make it sound dirty. Even baking wasn't safe from her touch.
#3 Her mastery of humor was second to none.
Her every word had you hanging on to get to the punchline at the end where you were not disappointed.
#4 After looking at her tweets you can never look at old people the same way again.
Something as normal as a hip replacement could be turned into the dirtiest of geriatric erotic.
#5 She might have even traumatized some grandkids.
It's probably pretty hard to look at grandma the same way once you read these tweets. Are we sure that granny is just sitting over there crocheting and not planning something naughty?
#6 The twist endings were always so perfect.
You knew that what she was talking about wasn't actually dirty but damned if you couldn't wait for the climax anyway.
#7 Sadly the account fell silent back in 2015.
At the height of Gran's fame, she suddenly stopped tweeting. It was a sad day for all of her followers.
#8 Here's hoping that she is inspired to come back to us in the future.
We need our daily dose of naughty geriatric erotica.
