5th Grade Girl Wrote A Hilarious Warning Note To A Boy Who Had A Crush On Her
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On 17th September 2016
Growing up is amazing. It's a wonderful time in a person's life when your mind is opening up and you're making your transition from childhood to grown-up land. It's intense, weird, and strangely beautiful.
And one of the best things about being a child is not having a filter — you feel compelled to say and do whatever you need to do in any situation. There's an honesty in childhood that kind of gets lost on most people when they become adults.
But with that honesty comes a lot of brutal/hilarious situations.
#1 Like this note a 5th grade teacher found one of her students, Zoe, wrote to a boy who likes her, Noah. And it's a doozy.
#2 My friend who's a 5th grade teacher just sent this to me! I'm dead!!!
#3 It's amazing to see that a child is capable of so much shade. Here are her full rules below:
1. Do not touch my shoulder.
2. Do not get behind me with all that playing + foolishness. (Don't get behind me at all.)
3. Do not speak to me unless it is a greeting, which will be never.
4. Stop playing with me on the bus.
5. I have a short temper with people and you ruin my day because you play 2 much.
6. Reread 500 times
7. You like me (as a gf) but I don't like you (as a bf) I'm 2 young!
#4 post gone viral on twitter and shared more than 4279 times.
