Stop! Before you send that next text message think long and hard about it. Will it be the kind of text that gets screenshot and shared all over the internet? If the answer is yes, you might not want to hit that send button. Otherwise, you might end up in a list like this someday.
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#1 What a tasty flower.
How you confuse a corsage with a croissant I'm not sure but this dude sure did it. Like a good date, Sophia made sure that everyone knew about it too. Isn't she just the kind of girl you'd love to hook up with?
#2 It doesn't get much deeper than this.
Have you ever met someone that thought they were so deep when in reality they were about as deep as a puddle? This guy tried so hard but failed miserably.
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#3 A fairy tale with a twist.
I wonder how many drugs this person had to consume to come up with this crazy twist on a classic fairy tale. If I had to guess I would say somewhere around the tolerable limit for a human to still be able to function.
#4 Who is Bianca?
It's so easy to butcher some names. Take Beyonce for example. Queen Bey's name is regularly destroyed so badly that it should be a crime. Good job Grandma.
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#5 Facebook set you up to fail.
Facebook is a dirty scheming site that regularly sets people up to cause massive amounts of drama. Remember that you need to read the next time you get one of those birthday reminders in your inbox. Otherwise, you will end up like this person.
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#6 Speech to text isn't for everyone.
Especially parents who are aggressive drivers. Gotta admit this would have been hilarious to see coming up during a normal texting conversation with your mom.
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#7 Logical texting for the win.
Every now and then you get a text that is so inspirational and wise that you have to remember that information and file it away as useful. This is one of those texts.
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#8 Are you ready for something hilarious?
This might just be the most irrationally hilarious thing I have seen all day. I can't stop laughing at it and I don't know why. I have literally been laughing for 15 minutes straight and ever time the laughter dies down I look at it again and start laughing all over.
