A Couple Did Something Horribly Innapropriate At A Shopping Center As Their Kids Watched

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There's a time and a place for blow jobs. Actually there's quite a few appropriate times and places to indulge in such behaviour. On the sofa in a packed Westfield shopping centre in front of your kids is not one of them.

Akeela Ali and her husband Fahad Bilal were at Hammersmith magistrates court yesterday trying to explain how it all came about. The couple were at the Westfield in Shepherd's Bush for a day trip, accompanied by their two children, aged three and five.

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The children ran off to play while the couple cracked on with ‘business' on a sofa next to the lifts. The kids at one point came back and tried to interrupt, but the couple still carried on.

Whoever was watching the CCTV screens at Westfield that day will have seen Ali moving her head up and down and masturbating Bilal with her right hand. She then spat into a tissue (could have been gum, you never know) before throwing it behind a plant pot.

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In defence, Ali said her hormones were ‘everywhere' because of her pregnancy, making her really horny. So she decided to you know even though she knew it was wrong to do so in a public place.

Bilal had previously called it a ‘human mistake'.

The couple, from Newport, have been banned from London for two months as punishment for outraging public decency.