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#1 When you look like this on the swing set
#2 When you look like this in a toy car
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#3 When you look like this at the pediatrician's office
#4 When you get too big for the school bus
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# When this happens at the McDonald's playplace
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#6 When your body gets too big for limber gymnastics
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#7 When you look like this on a scooter
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#8 Or this on a tricycle
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#9 When you actually can't get out of a swing
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#10 When you start to shave
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#11 When you discover other people's bodies
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#12 When you get too big to play with a kickball
#13 When you lose interest in friendly animals
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#14 When your mom can't lift you anymore
#15 When you get too big for the seesaw
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#16 Or the carnival
#17 Or tree climbing
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#18 When you get too big for bike riding
#19 Or bunk beds
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#20 Or slides
#21 When your moves become too violent for kickball
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#22 When this happens at the playground
#23 Or this
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#24 Or this
#25 When you take out like four kids on a water slide
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#26 When this happens
#27 When the swing set tells you enough is enough
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#28 And finally, when you discover you're an alcoholic
