Eric Schmidt posted the Zola of animals stories on his Twitter account Tuesday, following the emotional rollercoaster his family was taken on by their beloved pet, Kitty the Cat. Kitty, a 7-year-old pastel Calico, had been missing from the family home in Indiana overnight, when Dad texted the bad news they'd been dreading.
A Mom And Dad Texted Their Kids To Say They Buried The Cat. 30 Minutes Later, They Got A Visitor.
By
Michael Avery in
Nature
On 26th November 2015
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#1
What's worse, finding out your cat died, or being involved in a group text?
#2
Gotta respect Dad's chill. He goes straight to the logical choice, "That was someone else's cat," and not "Holy $#&@ Pet Cemetery is real!"
Eric's mom Cheryl Schmidt said, "She came home about 30-45 minutes after the burial, so I was still pretty emotional and trying to start dinner, and my husband goes 'I don't know how to tell you this but we buried the wrong cat.'"
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#3
We've all suspected cats are evil geniuses, but Kitty faking her own death to mock her family's tears and eavesdrop on their heart-felt eulogies, that is next level. Schmidt continued: "She walks in and I'm crying and scoop her up in my arms. Then we fed her and she promptly puked on the wood floor."
#4
That's right Kitty, show them what they've missed.
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#5 Best of all, this real-life Pet Cemetery reboot has a dramatic twist ending...
AHH TWIST! Great news for everyone, except the rabbit, this story has a happy ending! Kitty is home safe, and to ensure there won't be a sequel, she's been micro-chipped and forced to wear a collar.
Even though Eric's mom specifically told him NOT to tell the world, we're really glad he did.
