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#1 Honesty is always the best policy.
#2 This is why I am a dog person.
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#3 Slip and fall never seemed so graceful.
#4 Where’d Mr. Fluffy go?!
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#5 One of my biggest fears in a public bathroom.
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#6 Be responsible.
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#7 Religion is the second leading cause of car accidents.
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#8 Been there so many times!
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#9 #survivedthefire
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#10 WI.FI isn't life.
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#11 When it’s time it.
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#12 Amen!
#13 Wait… oh, COME ON!
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#14 Wouldn’t you?
#15 Read the fine print!
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#16 I wanna lose like three pounds.
