Adorable Kids Notes To Santa That Will Make You Smile

By Michael Avery in Holidays On 20th December 2016
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#1 Friendship is a great present.

This note does make you wonder what happened to the old best friend.

#2 It's good to warn your reader that there's more text ahead.

This youngster really had their mind on cats and dogs. "You might need to flip the page" to see more of these adorable notes.

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#3 Can we put Santa presents on layaway?

It's good to have a two year plan, even when you're four years old.

#4 39 is more than "a few things."

Look child, if you want Santa to bring you 39 items, you're going to need to send him an itemized list. You can't expect the man to visit your house to pick up the list and then drop off the presents on a second trip, now!

#5 Somebody is a little obsessed with "Pokemon."

"Gotta catch'em all," is sounding like a symptom of a strange disease all of the sudden.

#6 Somebody recently learned what "quid pro quo" means.

Scratch this child's back and this child wont be a bad girl anymore.

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#7 It's good to be specific.

Don't listen to mommy and Eric, Santa. Listen to Shayn.

#8 Batteries aren't always included.

A Christmas morning without a stash of AA batteries is bound to be a let down for someone.

#9 There's no "Bah Humbugging" for Lucy.

Coal, cole, presents, whatever. Lucy just wants to hang out.

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#10 Take it easy on yourself, Santa.

This little one realizes that the holidays can be stressful for everyone. Don't let the stress get to you, just give the kids $10-15 bucks and call it a good day's work.

#11 This kid would like some “bones that are not from bodies”

"My 3-year-old dictated and I wrote, but when I signed her name she was upset, so I taped her signature on."

#12 This kid wants a gravity machine

"My 6-year-old asked Santa for a gravity machine. She explained that it is a giant force field and when you step in it, you can float all over. I may need to call NASA?"

#13 This girl, who has admittedly been “80% good” during the year

"My absolute favorite note is from 2014, when my daughter was 7. It opens with "I have been 80% good." Santa really appreciated her honesty."

#14 This guy wants some people to have more wit

"A list from my 9-year-old. To clarify, the wit is for people with bad ideas, and he wants others lives to be better. He said his is great!"

#15 These two, who know their fate

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#16 This girl who’s not sure whether she’s on the good or bad list

"She was 5. Good question."

#17 This girl wants a TV for Christmas

"My daughter wasn't the best at letter spacing. I swore it said "Christ ass.""

#18 This kid, who’s ready to cut a deal with mom

"My son's letter (LOL) after telling them a price limit of $30 and under."

#19 This one who’s generous with the eggnog

"7-year-old left this next to the cookies and small glass of eggnog."

#20 This 3-year-old who would like “some diamonds”

"My 3-year-old wants diamonds and chicken!"

#21 This kid who’d like an invisibility suit and a sea ray, among other things