Amid Coronavirus Panic People Are Sharing Social Distancing Diary Entry Tweets That Are Both Funny And Relatable

By Samantha in Funny On 17th March 2020

With the Coronavirus panic and chaos everywhere, the world is finding humor by sharing its social distancing diaries on Twitter. With some finding comfort in trying new dishes, while others coming up with new activities and some catching up with their sleep, these tweets are hilariously relatable and at the same time will give you comfort because these tweets are a reminder that we are all in this together.

#1 We all can relate to this, no?

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020

#2 And here we go

social distancing day 3: i am sending risky texts just to get my heart rate up
— Brooke Miccio (@brookemiccio) March 15, 2020

#3 Times when no one trusts anyone

Day 2 in the house. My boyfriend is questioning our relationship because I stole a star from him in mario party. Yelled “see if you get a can of beans on day 16.” Wow
— quarantine brunson (@quintabrunson) March 14, 2020

#4 Not a bad idea to survive at the home whole day

Quarantine day 6. pic.twitter.com/er652Oy3Ki
— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 16, 2020

#5 Even our pets are worried after seeing so much of us every day these days

[ day 2 of self quarantine ]

me: i’m bored

my cat: have you tried dropping something into a shoe
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) March 15, 2020

#6 Inventing new games and inspiring others too

day 2 of the quarantine.. pic.twitter.com/SZ0FRwQj1s
— MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz™ (@MorphineDreamzz) March 15, 2020

#7 With so much time on hands now, one can self-reflect on their doings now

[coronavirus pandemic diary]
Day 3: I’ve not had sex in 6 months
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 13, 2020

#8 We can feel for you brother

Quarantine Day 1: Buying 20 lbs of rice

Quarantine Day 2: Using half of it on a 7-course risotto tasting menu cuz I’m bored
— the drake gatsby ☘️ (@DrakeGatsby) March 15, 2020

#9 New things happening at home these days

day 1 of covid-19 house arrest: i tried to “watch” a book
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 13, 2020

#10 Anyone wants the recipe?

Day 3 of self quarantining: I got so bored I made those spaghetti tacos from icarly
— ???????????‍♀️✨ (@aliengirlllll) March 15, 2020

#11 It's like house arrest is getting to us all now

Day 2 of social distancing. Saw a picture of my bf as a baby. Cried at the thought of what it would be like to hold that baby. Then? Got horny for him as an adult. I’m not going to come out of this in a good place.
— Mitra Jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) March 14, 2020

#12 We can relate pretty well to this girl here

day 1 of being quarantined with my family: my little sister opened the fridge and let out the biggest sneeze of her life on it’s contents. I hate it here.
— sarah (@savvyssarah) March 13, 2020

#13 HAHAHAHAHAHA

Day 2 of quarantine, when my parents asking why I am irritated with them: https://t.co/gEgOFbW0tV
— Yung Anxiety (@lilshawtyshey) March 16, 2020

#14 And talked to my parrot for fun

Day 2 of social distancing: slow danced with a stuffed animal
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 14, 2020

#15 This is the winner here

Quarantine Day 2:

Spending the day alternating between Instacart and looking for men to spend the apocalypse with on Tinder.

My opening line?

“I have hand sanitizer.”
— Meredith (@meralee727) March 14, 2020

#16 Meeting new members of the house

Day 5 of quarantine: heard a weird noise coming from some corner of my room but nothing moved and instead of being creeped out I said "Hope it's a ghost, at least I can have some company". The alleged ghost has not replied. Will update if they do.
— ? ???????⁷? (@Love_Sharleena) March 13, 2020

#17 Definitely entertaining

Quarantine, day 3. pic.twitter.com/nRybhjHPln
— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 15, 2020

#18 Time to clean up your rooms peeps

Day 2 Quarantine pic.twitter.com/1oUZRi8PsJ
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 14, 2020

#19 Uh-oh truth has been spoken

Day 1 of Self-quarantine: pic.twitter.com/kz4u6DrHcp
— sloane (@skipper) March 13, 2020

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