Annoying Things Your Girlfriend Really Hates About You

You know it guys, you are slobs. But slobbish behavior is not the only thing your girlfriend hates about you..

#1 Being Controlling

Showing signs of being overbearing, jealous, or in need of control will make any woman hate you very quickly.

It's a shrimp, bro. Just eat it, or she'll know you are a complete and utter puss.

Don't take her for granted by acting like you are on the prowl, or you won't have her at all.

To quote Borat: "Is it not true that woman have brain the size of squirrel?". Yeah, that kind of stuff.

Whatever that old trope means...

Yes, it's awful, and yes, you're likely even funding it. But at least you get guaranteed sex!

Whether it's with the boys or with the Xbox, doing things without her is a no-no.