1.What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom.
2.Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!
3.What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
Ape Suzettes!
4.How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
5.Q: Why are apes so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!