Astronauts Warned Not To Masturbate In Space As One Session Can 'Impregnate 3 Females'

By Samantha in News On 22nd July 2022
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Astronauts have been given fair warning to not play with themselves in space if they do not want their crewmates to get pregnant.

Reportedly, masturbation is banned in zero-G amid fears any floating semen could leave female colleagues up the duff.

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This absolutely crazy revelation came on a US chat show king Conan O’Brien’s Needs A Friend podcast.

During recording, Conan asked a Nasa engineer if he had ever sent porn to the International Space Station. The boffin, identified only as Smythe, told him: “No, none of that.”

And O’Brien went on: “Does porn work in zero gravity? It goes everywhere.”

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Smythe told him: “Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session... it finds its way.”

Nasa is working on understanding how sex works in space as it already plans for future in Moon and Mars missions.

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Academics from Concordia Uni in Montreal, Canada, say such research is “essential to the success of deep space missions and building off-world settlements.

Only a few months back, Amazon’s Jeff Bezos made headlines when he blasted into space aboard a willy-shaped rocket.

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