If you’ve spent some time on the internet, you might have heard a vicious rumor that Australia is a gigantic penal colony where every organism has evolved into a sophisticated killing machine. We did a little of research and it turns out these rumors are 100% accurate. Let’s take a look at all the ways Australia is borderline uninhabitable:
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#1 Just Two Demon Spawn Fighting For Who Gets To Eat Who
#2 Fact: Fire Tornadoes Kill Seven Thousand Australians A Day
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#3 Lord Of The Underworld Eats Deceased Mephistopheles Minion
#4 Oh Look, A Couple Of Thigh-Sized Insects Are Eating Each Other!
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#5 Another Day In Australia: Hound Of Hell Eats A Washed Up Dinosaur
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#6 Fresh Water Sharks Are A Thing
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#7 Gigantic Predatory Bug Becomes Food For Other Gigantic Predatory Bug
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#8 Oh, Someone Found A Crocodile The Size Of A Truck! Or As It’s Known In Australia, Tuesday
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#9 In Australia, Spiders Eat Birds
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#10 This Is One Of The Most Deadly Animals On The Planet
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#11 This Kangaroo Served 10 Years For Manslaughter And Now Wants Revenge
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#12 These Ostriches Just Robbed 3 Banks
#13 A Python Eating A Crocodile, Because Why Not?
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#14 Australia: Not Even Once
#15 Kangaroos Wait To Hunt Unsuspecting Golfers
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#16 Australia, Home To One Foot Earthworms
#17 This Koala Survives Solely On Human Blood
