A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve food in here."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.
A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender sets the beer down and says, “For you, no charge!”
An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!