Bathroom Graffiti So Funny It’ll Make Your Sides Hurt
#1: Poop Loud and Proud.
If it weren't in poem form, this off-kilter scrawl would be a lot more encouragingand a lot less creepy. It's like the author WANTS to hear us make our business or something.
#2: Loading Bar.
It doesn't seem funny at first, until you realize it's the toilet that's in the middle of "loading" while the person taking the throne is "downloading,"so to speak.
#3: Suggestion to Guys Everywhere.
This bathroom stall suggestion is in response to a question being asked all across the internet: if guys love girls so much, why do they draw so many penises everywhere? This idea has even garnered a bit of support, as a faint "Amen! Brother" can be seen right beneath it.
#4: Better Teeth.
Aside from being scrawled in what appears to be an abandoned prison bathroom, what's especially disturbing about this message is not how random it is, nor that the artist has been staring creepily at other people's teeth. The disturbing part is that this message was apparently important enough to him or her to be painted on, instead of using the more conventional marker.
#5: That's gross.
Somewhere out there, some poor, dumb teenage girl thought she would be cute and kiss the bathroom wall with lipstick. That's enough to make you lose your faith in the next generation. Luckily, some other teenage girl came along and totally called her on what total BS it was.
#6: Bathroom Etiquette.
Fellas out there, you know what this means. No words are even necessary to explain. And you know why someone drew this toothey were victim of the worst urinal faux pasthe junk-glance.
#7: 1-Ply Problem.
This was found written on the none-too-clean stall of a university bathroom. This takes "I pay too much tuition for this shit" to a whole new level.
#8: Trojan Horse.
Hopefully this is just a joke and not the voice of experience speaking. I mean, didn't they ever see Coneheads?
#9: Adam West.
It looks like the first two girls are talking about a high school crush, but the third graffiti artist took it to a whole new level by referencing the mayor from Family Guywho is named after and voiced by eighty-five-year-old celebrity Adam West.
#10: This is not tumblr.
Images of missing mirrors with the simple statement "You Are Beautiful" have been running across Tumblr dashboards for years now. When this artist took the graffiti to real life, one teen girl who needed to apply lipstick had had enough.
#11: Things I hate.
This is probably the cleverest bathroom graffiti ever thought up. I wonder if they hate internet fame as well.
#12: You reek.
Of all the things a pastoral shepherd caught forever in restroom wallpaper might be thinking, this is by far the most hilarious.
#13: Nothing to say.
This artist's moment had finally come. He had finally remembered to bring his Sharpie with himand inspiration failed. Not to be deterred from his quest to become an amateur graffiti artist, he pressed right on and here are the results.
#14: But Why?
There's nothing more obnoxious than someone who thinks they can use the power of bathroom graffiti to change someone's life with a simple observation or point. (Seriously, when has that EVER happened?) Â
#15: For a Good Time Call.
The most ratchet piece of graffiti ever, hands down. That's a phone number, for those of us that speak English.
#16: Why So Clearheaded?
Graffiti just got meta. You can't think too hard about it or you'll rip a hole in the space-time continuum.
#17: Discuss.
This artist might be trying too hard to make bathroom graffiti legitimate. I'm willing to bet that this is drawn right next to a big ole penis picture. Hairy balls included.
#18: Well played!
The beauty of this is actually the second graffiti artist. He's basically saying "fuck your deep quote," to hilarious results.
#19: The Artist's Intention.
The most notorious graffiti artists are high school kids, and it is damn near impossible to keep them from marking up the bathrooms. These teachers have decided to embrace the inevitable and turn it into an educational tool instead.
