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#1 Bro, let's philosophize.
#2 The irony of bowel movements.
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#3 The fear of everyone everywhere.
#4 So Taco Bell?
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#5 The bowels are full and ready to burst after my relief I'll need to be nursed.
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#6 Or the purest form of boredom? Discuss.
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#7 Pick your battles.
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#8 When the mighty comes you may not escape without injury.
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#9 Life is full of disappointments.
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#10 I am a god.
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#11 And after all the bowel hype you can finish with a wipe.
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#12 Oh the desperation for a friend-free facility.
#13 Syllables.
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#14 You are, bro.
#15 Hat tip to the toilet inventor.
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#16 NOPE!
#17 I am an anarchist.
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#18 The bathroom bandit.
#19 Look ma, I'm a poet!
